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The Orange Coast. This stretches from Huntington to Dana Point. In particular, Newport Beach during the summer is inundated with a Mormon horde, complete with BYU pop-up tents. Meanwhile, any Mormon girl between 18-25 will post a picture on this stretch of beach in a given summer. After all, that one-piece isn’t going to rake in a Marriott School dude if nobody sees it.
(Australian accent) Like the swallows of Capistrano, these Mormons innately return to the Mormon Riviera each year- to bask, attract a mate, tend to their young, and revive their mommy-blogs. The majesty of these creatures.
by DusanAncich June 05, 2018
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