Midlothian

A town in Texas, 30 minutes South of Dallas. It's mostly fields and open country. This town is also referred as, 'Mid-HO-thian. Need I say more?

Guy: "You're from Midlothian?"
Girl: "Yes - hehehe"
Guy: "So, you wanna go back to my barn?"
Girl: "Sure - hehehehe"

by bar_b_queen June 19, 2008

Milf Baby

The swaddled, booty-pajama-wearing, pacifier-sucking proof that the smoking hot woman in line at the grocery store is, in fact, a milf.

No matter how attractive a woman is to begin with, her hotness is magnified by these fashion accessories.

The milf babies themselves are not sexual objects. They merely heighten the desire we feel for their mother.

Do you see that grocery cart full of milf babies?

Look at her feeding that milf baby.

by shav3dh3d January 1, 2012

Midlife Crisis

A group of middle-aged (or over) men dressed in biker gear with beards.

Usually found near motor bikes and are the biggest softies you will ever meet.

"Wow john look at that Midlife Crisis over there"-Pat
"Ye Pat, must be about 5 of them"- John

by JammyDodger234 July 2, 2018

Choclit Milf

The result of pouring chocolate milk onto the vagina of a milf.

John: Hey Andrea, want a choclit milf?
Andrea: I'd love one!

by Kwing October 20, 2010

West Midlands

Full of roadmen And chavs and all of the stabbings are there

Roadman: wagwan fam I’m from the West Midlands init

by A soft cock September 27, 2020

Bette Midler

The long form of the abbreviation BM as well as the proper euphemism for defecation.

Man, that burrito isn't sitting well...I really have to make a Bette Midler.

by Connor H. January 10, 2009

Midland

Midland, Texas. The single most amazing town in the entire world. There is legitimately no other place to live other than Midland. When people talk about how awful it is, it is very obviously a very funny joke because no one would EVER say anything bad about Midland, Texas. Because honestly, there is absolutely nothing bad to say about this wonderful place. Everyone is so classy and friendly and smart and there is never a dull moment. One will never run out of things to do in Midland. Why? Because it is the best town in the entire fucking world. Everyone wishes they could live there, but they're scared they'll never want to leave. Midland forever.

person 1: Hey what should we do tonight? I'm so bored.
person 2: LETS GO TO MIDLAND!
person 1: YEAH! best idea you've EVER HAD!!!!

person 1: this is almost as great as midland.
person 2: nothing is as great as midland.

person 1: I love you like I love Midland.
person 2: Wow, let's just get married now.

MIDLUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

by ilovemidland November 1, 2012