lumpkin

A lumpkin is a extremely beautiful yet misterious girl who who you see very often but know nothing about. She may seem shy and cute at first but when you get to know her she can have a bad girl side to her.

a lumpkin is NOT when a guy gets a blow job wile pooping!!

that girl over there...herd shes pretty lumpkin

by ashleyfdf September 30, 2007

Lumpkin

The act of a man reciveing oral sex while he is a having a bowel movement.

"Dude Sally gave Jim a lumpkin last night!"
"Damn that's pretty gross."

by Sir Nifkin June 18, 2007

Lumphead

A person whose head is lumpy

"Heyyyyyyyyy Fred, you coming to the game tonight lumphead?"

by Cameron (ectoskeletal.tk) March 14, 2003

lumpjumping

When a woman is on her period and needs to shower, after removing her tampon she will need to partake in the act of 'lumpjumping'. Avoiding any clots of blood from her vagina as they fall out whilst showering.

I'm having the heaviest period at the moment, i had a shower the other day and was lumpjumping for about 10 minutes!

by Mel Smith May 16, 2007

Stump Lumpies

Slang for Genital Warts.

That skank prostitute down the street gave me a bad case of the Stump Lumpies

by Joshua January 18, 2004

umpa lumpa

Those adorable little people in willy wonka. I wonder if they will be in the new one?. They are hard working slaves for a man who sings to much.

I want to steal a umpa lumpa so it can do my homework. I shall look on ebay!

by GIGGLES May 16, 2005

lumpy barney

When you spread your toast with smegma, and eat it without fail

this morning i had a lumpy barney n' mash

by mattthesheep February 1, 2010