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Japanese Torpedo 

When you are in the middle of sex , get up, run and dive into your partners vagina or anal cavity.
Baby I don’t think you’re ready for this big ol japanese torpedo.
Japanese Torpedo by bicboibooboo February 17, 2019

Japanese Rain Goggles 

Contact lenses worn specifically for the purpose of avoiding eye irritation when performing bukkake scenes.

As seminal fluid can sting the eyes, actors wishing to avoid the appearance of pink eye are advised to wear eye protection.
"Oh Bruce, remember to pack some Japanese Rain goggles for the Hot Rods bukkake shoot tomorrow, 'cause we'll need you bright-eyed for your Army of Ass scene straight after".

Japanese Hoover

When you're sitting on a chair and a Japanese lady squats in front of you to have a chat . And then suddenly , out of nowhere , she sucks up your Dick and balls .
I swear i was talking to Megumi about my Last sushi meal and she suddendly gave me a brutal Japanese Hoover
Japanese Hoover by Vati June 12, 2019

japanese shaved ice 

the world renowned tasty treat that is commonly grouped together with the far inferior “snow cone” but is quite different and should be know by its merit not its similarities to the american treat
yo man wyd with that snow cone, there’s japanese shaved ice right down the road

oh dang let me just throw this trash away rq

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Japanese crucifixion 

Where you nail your penis to a board. By then attempting to have anal sex with a gorilla. Leading you to get stomped to death.
I am so ashamed of myself that I am surrendering myself to a Japanese crucifixion

japanese emu 

a good looking fellow who is actually Korean and is a human boy and likes anime
here comes that Japanese emu! oh sh*t what up!
japanese emu by japanese emu August 20, 2019