by Cassie... March 3, 2011
Get the phone horny mug.The International-Horny-Day is the international version of national horny day falls on the 18th of April. It is the day that anyone can ask anyone for lewd/horny stuff and should be granted some.
A: Hey, it's International-Horny-Day, wanna send me some pics?
B: Huh? Wasn't that like two days ago?
A: No, that was national horny day, today is international horny day.
B: Oh, I see, ya sure have some.
B: Huh? Wasn't that like two days ago?
A: No, that was national horny day, today is international horny day.
B: Oh, I see, ya sure have some.
by tossaddict April 18, 2020
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To have and amazingly overwhelming sexual desire... usually fulfilled by (masturbation) or (porn). Thinking about a sex idol of a person may lead to them getting horny.
by Lauren June 18, 2004
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For boys: I wish Marianna could suck my dick right now. Hmm...get the balls too. Sucking deep and hard makes me wanna cum (moves hand up and down his dick very fast, and white cum squirts out his dick)
Perfect example!
For boys: I wish Marianna could suck my dick right now. Hmm...get the balls too. Sucking deep and hard makes me wanna cum (moves hand up and down his dick very fast, and white cum squirts out his dick)
Perfect example!
by LaTreese (a girl, 14 years old, im so smart, ain't I? lol) July 14, 2005
Get the horny mug.Someone who is crazed by the idea of sex. Their fascination by the act of sex and desire to begin intercourse, superceeds all other rules and respects otherwise obeyed by the general public.
Often, the sex enacted by such creatures is brutally inappropriate and completely of this world. Sometimes, public displays of this can be observed in the changing rooms of large department stores.
Often, the sex enacted by such creatures is brutally inappropriate and completely of this world. Sometimes, public displays of this can be observed in the changing rooms of large department stores.
Horny Devil: "Come back to my house baby"
Person: "Why would you want to?"
Horny Devil: "I want to rip your clothes off with my teeth before we hit the sack.. if we last that far"
Person: "Sounds good."
Person: "Why would you want to?"
Horny Devil: "I want to rip your clothes off with my teeth before we hit the sack.. if we last that far"
Person: "Sounds good."
by GentleCaress January 18, 2009
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Get the horny creep mug.Steve : Wow I'm so Horny would you like to have the pleasure of fucking me?
Kiersten : You are a Creepy old man I wouldn't fuck you if you were the last person on earth!
Steve : But I want to Fuck!
Kiersten : Buzz off bastard!
Steve : No I'm Horny and I want to fuck!
Kiersten : Go Fuck Yourself and leave me alone!
Steve : Ok
Steve : Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh!
Steve : Hey this is fun!
Kiersten : OMG that is disgusting I'm callin the cops!
Steve : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Steve : Hey I gave myself a cumfacial!
Kiersten : HELP!
Kiersten : You are a Creepy old man I wouldn't fuck you if you were the last person on earth!
Steve : But I want to Fuck!
Kiersten : Buzz off bastard!
Steve : No I'm Horny and I want to fuck!
Kiersten : Go Fuck Yourself and leave me alone!
Steve : Ok
Steve : Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh!
Steve : Hey this is fun!
Kiersten : OMG that is disgusting I'm callin the cops!
Steve : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Steve : Hey I gave myself a cumfacial!
Kiersten : HELP!
by SlopNChop February 21, 2017
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