Wall Helmet

What retards wear to prevent (further) serious damage incurred from running into walls at top speed.

I love to watch George run around in his Wall Helmet.

by Deadly Girl January 1, 2004

Smelly Helmet

The act of pooing on a girl's head and then smushing it down with a stylish hat.

Allie Carpenter was annoying as shit so I threw her a Smelly Helmet real quick. She doesn't bother me anymore

by GhostPoop February 20, 2011

suck my helmet

Perform fellatio on me,

She can suck my helmet anytime.

by Nobbysparks February 24, 2011

The Belper Helmet

An overly large mushroom tipped mancumber that surprises even the most experienced rider

Brad"Hey Alison I think you've sat on a wet seat"
Alison" Owwe no I took on the belper helmet last night and I'm Still seeping

by Chard007 May 19, 2019

Santas helper

you climb on a house roof and you take a big shit down the chimney so when they light their fire it smells like shit!!

The kids wanted presents next door and i gave them one! It was a santas helper!!!!!!

by Michael Bolton6969 December 22, 2008

helmet-polisher

A brown-noser; a sycophant.

Jim is always trying to curry favor with our boss; he's a real helmet-polisher.

by Jeff Kane December 4, 2005

mudd helmet

A thick condom you use while engaging in anal sex!

Im gonna go get my mudd helmet on cause Im gonna go hit up delia's ass caverns

by mooseknuckles November 11, 2002