Alabama Hammer 

The act of grabbing your huge cock by the base, and smacking it repeatedly off the forehead of another!

"Did you see the nasty bruise on Garrett's forehead?" "Yeah, someone told me that Carl gave him the Alabama Hammer!"

Alabama Hammer by Fuckin' McGuckin February 13, 2009

Speakers Going Hammer 

When one's speakers are reminiscent of construction and/or home demolition. This term is coined by a gentleman named Soulja Boy Tell 'Em, who is from the native land of Chicago.

...because I got my speakers going hammer, BAMMER BAMMER BAMMER

Speakers Going Hammer by a.m. in the p.m. December 10, 2010

Taco Hammer 

A Penis. Yes, a penis.

Screan screamed in terror when I pulled out my thick purple Taco Hammer.

Taco Hammer by Ryan Preston December 10, 2004

mc hammer 

A Scottish tool for pounding on things.

Aye, Connor, hand me that mc hammer, I've gotta drive a nail inta this piece a wood.

mc hammer by Frisco Pete October 26, 2007

Rape hammer

hammer used to puncture ones genitals during a rape.

wow that rape hammer did the job.

Rape hammer by john smoit April 14, 2011

Sam Hammer 

The act of extremely powerful and sometime aggressive sex. This normally leads to the destruction of the surroundings like beds, chairs, sofas, decks, doors, walls, and sometimes pelvic bones.

Roommate: Why is there a whole in the wall?
Girl: I got Sam Hammered last night, and yeah...
Roommate: Oh, that also explains why you are limping.

Sam Hammer by SSlayer September 12, 2011

Turd Hammer 

Synonym for fudge packer.

Those two turd hammers just cut me off!

Turd Hammer by Charlie Donovan December 1, 2011