When you oil up someone’s ass and spank it with the power of 1000 hurricanes which knocks the hammer spanked unconscious allowing you to do what you want with their body.
by Isaac fucked storm June 3, 2018
Get the Hammer spankmug. by Macuser999 July 30, 2009
Get the Mac Hammermug. When you grab your dick and squeeze it until the head turns purple, then mercilessly punch the head or with a purple mallet/hammer. This act is usually done intoxicated and was originated by New Hampshire's own Matthew "Bordmatt" Warriner.
by KatieBanks, Bordmatt September 5, 2013
Get the Purple Hammermug. During the act of fallatio and/or post intercourse, when the male is about to ejaculate,said female and/or male, in an act of anger and/or hostility grips tightly upon the penal organ thus preventing the excretion of semen, resulting in "Jamming the Hammer" aka "The Jam Hammer"
So I'm like totaly givin Steve and/or Tom, and/or Dan, and/or Joe, and/or Bob, you know...one of my boyfriends, head last night and he can't even remember my f*#@in name, and proceeds to call me boomshika, saying "OHHH im gonna cum!!" so....I.....the creative b*#ch that I am....gave him The Jam Hammer!!
by Krista Jonny D November 11, 2007
Get the The Jam Hammermug. The act of shitting in a sock, and then approaching one of your sleeping mates,and then proceeding to put said poopsock on his foot
by GasMaskOverdrive December 15, 2017
Get the Hebrew Hammermug. by s98 October 27, 2007
Get the gravity hammermug. by MED November 5, 2003
Get the pork hammermug.