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German Sanchez

When a man takes out his penis after anal sex and then dabs his feces covered Steele Johnson on the woman's upper lips leaving her with a Hitler Mustache
Krieg: how was your night with Sam last night?
Zieg: great dude, I gave her a German Sanchez.

Krieg: oh, dude you know she is Jewish right?
Zieg: whoops
by Bobrossislove August 8, 2016
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german kissing

An aggressive rough expression of affection in which participants attack each other's mouths with their tongues.
Too much german kissing can trigger lockjaw.
by Brotogé September 15, 2016
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Gerard Way

There is nothing I can fully explain. Sexy frontman of band: My Chemical Romance. Broke up in 2013. His voice is better than a million angels and he is the emo fuck sassy daddy. Ah what am I saying. I should probobly stop before I get *g* noted. But Gerard Way was a god. And yes I am writing this in 2017 and my heart and mind is still stuck in 2007.
1: I miss Gerard Way.....He was so sexy and his voice was just phenomenal.

2: What?!?! Really?!?! My mom thinks he's trash.....me too to be honest.

1: SHUT UP BEFORE HE HEARS YOU!!!!! He is a god of the 2000s emo trash and he will drag you to the flames of 'Famous Last Words'. But, if you like him then you can join the black parade....(like I am)
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Gerta

Gerta, a beautiful woman who enjoys her life and doesn't let anyone get in her way. Gerta loves social media, soccer, dance or gymnastics. She loves her country family and friends!
Boy: WOW LOOK AT Gerta SHES SO PRETTY

Girl: I know!
by Koala123🐨 November 5, 2017
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The Gerstmann Effect

Basically when people hate on you for being honest or forthright with your opinions. You stand by your principals no matter what, this can often be misconstrued as having no regard for the feelings of others, but in reality only shows integrity and sincerity.

People hate you regardless.
The Gerstmann Effect:-

Jeff Gerstmann: "Kane & Lynch Sucks Balls."
Eidos: "Well you can eat shit."
Gamespot: "Yeah... umm... dude... your fired."
Jeff Gerstmann: "Why?!!"
Gamespot: "A bunch of stuff... but definitely not because you said Kane & Lynch sucked Balls."
by Kane Roderique-Walker February 5, 2009
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germany

Maker of fine cars, guns, tanks, beer and music. Formerly Europe's neighbourhood bully, Germany used bash France regularly.
Germany beat France up in 1871, 1914 and 1940.
by Paul Mauser June 1, 2006
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German Purity Law of 1516

The world's oldest continually valid food and drink regulation. The reason for the law was to assure that valuable bread cereals would be used for beer brewing.

The actual Purity Law is a result of the Bavarian Duke, Wilhelm IV. He instated the law at the Ingolstadt Parliament in 1516. The reason to institute such a law was mainly the quality of "Beers" at that time. At that time, spices used were fruits, herbs, weeds such as anis, myrtle, oak leaves, ivy (poisonous), along with the poisonous seeds of herbstzeitlosen, raspberries, elderberry, caraway, lavender, dandelion, bay leaves, balm, mint, nutmeg, cherry leaves, plums, rose leaves, rosemary, wild rosemary, schluessel flowers, juniper berries, and lemon were normally used for brewing. Thereby, there were certain reasons for these uses. As an example, some ingredients were used as a substitute for hops, others for the intoxicating effect, others to extend the shelf life. It is easy to see that beers at that time had little to do with what we know today as beer.
Thank goodness for the German Purity Law of 1516. If not beer would taste like crap and we would die of food poisoning.
by Diane aka the BITCH July 26, 2005
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