Forest Walking

This is a term used by dimwitted urbanites I've spoken with to describe the activity most people call "hiking ".

Tony : Me and my girl went camping up to the mountains the past weekend camping for 2 days

AJ: Did you guys do any forest walking?
Tony: ahhh, do you mean hiking? If so then yes.
AJ : oh yeah, I think that's what it's called!
Tony: yeah, it is. DUMBASS

by TVCAR112 March 27, 2024

Cube Forest

Large collection of condo towers in an urban setting. Often filled with yuppies who often compare their dwellings with other glass and steel cubes in a vain attempt to differentiate their faceless boxes from the other faceless boxes. Comments often heard are as such: "We live in the OXFORD towers..you know, the ones with the SPIRE on top?" (Note: reader may substitute words in caps.) and constantly reassure themselves that their wise purchase of upgrades such as Granite counters and Stainless Steel appliances will somehow ensure a massive resale premium. Dwellers are often a mix of owners and renters (tenants of the next Donald Trump) all of whom believe the investment strategy they are using will help them gain big when they sell.

I Live in the cube forest at Beach and Hornby

by jnathanmac June 10, 2010

Apple Picking in the Black Forest

another term for fisting, but specifically when everyone is German

Oh Angela? She loves apple picking in the Black Forest. I should set you two up!

by Michael December 7, 2021

Chocolate Forest

The sexual act of a woman, or man, licking a man from his anus, across his guch, over his testicles, to the tip of his penis. The end result being feces laced through the hair of the man's pubic region, thus the name - Chocolate Forest.

Man 1: Dude, remember that chick from last night?
Man 2: Yeah, that slutty blonde in Daisy Dukes?
Man 1: Yeah, her. So I took her home last night and she started to suck my dick. Then outta nowhere she takes a stroll through the chocolate forest!!
Man 2: Sick!!

by Trevor3433 March 10, 2010

Forest Green Color

Someone who reminds you of forest green is a person who you were close with but felt yourself fade away from. You loved them so much, and you wanted time and effort and money on them but it felt like they never even tried, even if they said they did.

“He’s my forest green color..”

by Fern The Zest Fest August 7, 2023

Forest Green

When you are having intense anal sex and she shits slimy green on your dick right as you cum on her.

Rick Ross: I put molly in her champagne she ain’t even know it.
R Kelly: What happened next
Rick Ross: she woke up and gave me a Forest Green

by BOBO1217365 May 4, 2021

Food Forester

A hippy, environmentally friendly food truck run by women that can often be found at gas stations.

Let’s go to the Racetrack and eat at the Food Forester.

Did you get sick last week when we ate at the Food Forester?

by KBatty February 8, 2020