forstered

when you splooge all over a girls face, knock her out, bleach her hair, cut it, and place her on a bike. Upon awakening it will appear that she looks like Harvey Forster

Person 1: Bro I got forstered the other day and I was left on a bike in the middle of nowhere. now I look like pitbull
Person 2: what the fuck, pitbulls bald and has a goatee you have bleached short hair
Person 1: Nah trust I look like pitbull
Person 2: No the fuck you don't pitbull is bald
Person 1: Oh shit nvm i was thinking of brad pitt
Person 2: what the fuck how did you confuse brad pit and pitbull
Pitbull: dale

by MichaelJacksonAssCancer July 5, 2023

Foostration

When a foo is feeling upset or annoyed, especially because of inability to change or achieve something relating to footivities.
-Past tense Foostrated

-Term was coined by: Gabriel Gomez from Norwalk Ca. on 11JUl2023 while serving time for his country in the Middle East, Bahrain.

"Órale compa I feel your Foostration I sometimes feel like screaming watdafuuuk foo cus I'm so foostrated"

by Elgomez162 July 10, 2023

Foster Wife

A women that has harbored and loved a piece of shit man. Only to have a revelation one day that she has been the only sacrificing party. Finally, being relieved of his shit when he finds some skank ass ROW maggot to shack up with. Essentially finding his next "forever" home.

Love....Haha, he never loved me, I was just his Foster Wife!

by anonymous July 15, 2023

Foster Wife

A women that has harbored and loved a piece of shit man. A women finally relieved of the man’s bullshit by some skank ass, part time, raccoon faced ROW HOE, that he bedded down with, ultimately leading to his next forever home.

Love… he never loved me I was just his foster wife!

by Chane Chane August 27, 2023

Foosty

Accompanied by reeking. Describes a type of individual specific to the north of Scotland.

Aw man he’s foosty! Yeah for sure he’s reeking, he’s a Willie deighan!

by Secretagent420 January 6, 2024

Foast

1. Fake toast (Ex. Plastic, play toast for this little play kitchens)
2. When you’re making a toast at a wedding but you don’t approve of the marriage

Did you hear Roger’s foast? We all know he still loves her.

by Penguin1215 January 10, 2024

Foster Milf

A milf who fosters woman until they find their forever homes.

Succubus #1; "Stacey's mom just doesn't have it going on anymore...."

Succubus #2; "Right?! We need us a good ol' foster milf!!"

**HIGH FIVES EACH OTHER BUT MISSES**

by Thiccthighsavelives08 March 2, 2024