Chutney Farmer

A male homosexual - (Chiefly British, Slang, Derog.)

(Chutney being a deep brown vegetable pulp/preserve often served with salads and cold meats).

You can tell that geezer over there is a 'chutney farmer' by the way he walks!

by splatharri September 20, 2006

Faris Ziadat

Fariz Ziadat is the most perfect person you will ever meet in your life. His bluey - green eyes light up a room, his looks make people FAINT, yes, FAINT. He is super athletic and really good at basketball, and he is super smart he even has a scholarship! Now I know what ur thinking, "OMG he sounds pERFECT!" and he is but he belongs to ME.

Person 1: OMG he's so cute what's his name?
Person 2: His name is Faris. And I KNOW!
Person 3: He's not only a Faris, but he's also a Faris Ziadat!
Person202: He's mine.

by Person202 (ikyk) February 8, 2020

farmer snort

Plugging one nostril by placing the index finger on it while blowing out the other one in order to discharge nasal mucus on the ground. The "farmer snort" is a quick, efficient way to blow your nose. Unfortunately, it's also a quick, efficient way to guarantee you won't get a second date either.

Damn, Frank was pretty glued when he was at Mike's house. First he farted out loud, then he did a farmer snort on the living room carpet. Mike dial toned him on the spot.

by Frank Klaune May 1, 2005

Ana Faris

After a chick has given you a blowjob, you fart in her face while she's trying to swallow your jizz, causing her to gag/puke/ect. Named as such because Ana Faris seems like the only chick you could do this to, and she might be cool enough to hang out with you for the rest of the night.

"I gave my girlfriend an Ana Faris last night, but she's lame so she got up and left."

by Harry B. Bangle April 13, 2010

Farmer Jens

a big man who has no respect for other people at all, and who gives kåldolmere all the time.
No one likes him

You are such a Farmer Jens

by Allan December 25, 2004

Farmer's Wipe

When you don't have a handkerchief or a tissue, you place your thumb over one nostril and proceed to expel your snot out the other. Also know as: Let the Sidewalk Be Your Handkerchief."

I couldn't find a Kleenex, so I leaned out the window and gave a farmer's wipe.

by creedmoor October 20, 2009

Cunt Farmer

One who is known for trolling clubs and other hot spots in search of sexual conquests, and is more often than not successful.

man, jay is such a cunt farmer. i saw him get 5 numbers in one night.

by specksy November 28, 2010