Window dressing

The act of masturbating and finishing onto a hotel's curtains. It's the only thing they don't change when they clean.

I checked in early and found a dripping window dressing.

I window dressed at my hotel because I didn't want to use my one clean towel.

by Curtain cum August 29, 2018

Swedish Dress Shirt

When a caucasian individual receives a line of hickeys that extend from the neck to the genital region.

Dude: So how was Morgan last night?
Other Dude: Shit got crazy man. She gave me a Swedish Dress Shirt. I won't be able to go swimming in public for weeks.

by realfeeleydrinkers July 14, 2012

Dressing

almost a side hoe but not quite

I would be your side piece but we don't fuck so I'm your dressing

by onexisntenough March 8, 2016

Dresden chokehold

1) The act of inflicting a large amount of pain on one's erect penis by squeezing it until it hurts. Thus, causing the erection to rapidly go away.
2) A form of torture considered too barbaric to be used by the Spanish Inquisition.

Adam is a master at the Dresden chokehold

by Harry Dresden January 27, 2009

The Politcal Dress Code

Republicans wear grey, and Democrats wear blue.

Grey, blue. Yup.

by Game969 May 20, 2004

nipple botton dress

A dress with a botton sewed on under the fabric on each breast so they will stick out and look like nipples under her dress.

So that a nipple botton dress are her real nipples.

by Deep Blue 2012 September 9, 2009

Mini-Dress

A dress that is not long enough to wear with class, so one wears pants, jeans or leggings underneath; A dress that is just long enough to wear without seeing your "private area", cooche.

She wore her mini-dress with black leggings to the party.

by Caitlin Hickson September 2, 2007