The Raymond Cook 

when a male repeatedly calls a male coworker a homo in hopes that he will leave his heterosexual life behindfor a homosexual life together.

I've been giving him the raymond cook him for 2 years now and he still hasn't figured it out.

The Raymond Cook by Raymond Matthew Cook December 7, 2018

The two reasons to cook 

The two reasons to cook are 1) so you can eat meals besides berries, veggies, and beans. 2) And to lick the bowl

There’s the two reasons to cook but I only cook for 1 reason, to lick the bowl.

The two reasons to cook by Maxiiboi November 23, 2019

Southern Unicorn Cook 

The act in which one has already thrown the 20th natural light can at the wall and rears back at their spouse in anger, then the spouse proceeds to stamp a cast iron skillet to their forehead.

- Did you hear about David getting arrested?

- No, what happened??
- His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!

Southern Unicorn Cook by anonymous December 19, 2021

Southern Unicorn Cook 

The act in which one has already thrown the 20th natural light can at the wall and rears back at their spouse in anger, then The spouse proceeds to stamp a cast iron skillet to their forehead.

"Some dude" Did you hear about David getting arrested?
"Some other dude" No what happened??
"Some dude" His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!

Southern Unicorn Cook by the big gay boi December 19, 2021

let him cook 

when someone is going god mode

hold let him cook thot i was feeling you nah

let him cook by let him make food2 February 27, 2023

let em cook

This phrase is misogynistic. It represents everything wrong with our culture today. This phrase refers to women and how they should stay in the kitchen where they so called belong.

Just, let em cook.

let em cook by Simp_leStones March 31, 2023

never let this man cook 

What you say when someone, usually a musical artist, makes music so bad that they should stop doing it for an indefinite amount of time.

Person 1: *posts a hilariously bad song*
Person 2: NEVER LET THIS MAN COOK 🔥🔥🔥🔥

never let this man cook by an extremely depressed bandu May 7, 2023