Cock Mustache

Freshly Shaven Mustache above penis shaft

Hey your cock mustache looks exactly like Keith Hernandez cock mustache

by Tyrone2 June 19, 2008

Cock whore

A cock whore is generally a submissive living the BDSM lifestyle. She or he, whatever the case may be, enjoy the sense of loss of self, or complete submission when they are made to give often very rough fellatio. The submissive is possibly bound, held by the hair, and forced to service. This is generally followed or preceded by cock worship, which is generally very tender and passive.

Are you my cock whore? You good little cock whore.

by bleubrat January 3, 2009

cock of the walk

big man in town, the greatest

that guy thinks he's the cock of the walk

by dc August 4, 2003

also, cocks

In internet usage, it is usually interjected after a long explanation or something unfunny to make the reader laugh.

A good example would be a "Investigation" YTMND: It will have a long investigation of a meme, e.g Sexymofo, and at the end, will suddenly display "also, cocks" to make the reader laugh.

by OLOL January 21, 2007

Goldilocks cock

Goldilocks Cock

A Penis that is generally said to be of perfect Length and Girth

Lonnie has got me dick whipped on his Goldilocks cock since we started sleeping together.

by KKinsearchofunicorns24 September 2, 2016

cock blockade

when a group of a female's friends form a pact to protect thier friend from any male contact.

oh my god, look at that massive cock blockade around her!

by Ben Jammin February 10, 2005

Cock Swords

When two or more males get erections, pull their pants down and whack each other with them. The first male to lose their erection wins because he is the least gay.

Troy McLure and Ben Stiller were sitting around Ben's basement bored one day. They both realized they had boners, so they pulled their pants down for a game of Cock Swords. Ben lost his boner before Troy did and Ben was declared less gay than Troy.

by Cock Sword Champ March 5, 2010