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cockadoodledoo 

1. call of a rooster in the morning, generally a waking call

2. extremely massive penis of any mammal, causing exclamation

3. any exclamation from an exotic dancer, generally reffering to their highly excitable sexual state
"you filthy rooster shut up your cockadoodling!"

"fuck damn look at that cockadoodledoo on Brad!"

"ohhhhh man thats great Bob... ohhh.. COCKADOODLEDOO... ohhhh BOB damn.. harder... COCKADOODLEDOO!"
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cockadoodledoo 

Otherwise known as morning wood or morning sex. Sex in the morning.
cockadoodledoo is what a rooster does to wake you up in the morning.
cockadoodledoo by Minouser December 12, 2009

Cockadoodledoo 

1. A guy who has a chicken for a dick
2. Dumbass who thinks with his dick every morning
1: Boy: What the fucks up with Leo?

Boy2: I don't know, i think he is a cockadoodledoo

2. he is a cockadoodledoo every morning
Cockadoodledoo by energystar November 16, 2011

Cockadoodledoo 

The sound farmers hate to wake up to so they grab their shotgun, put in their mouth, and shoot.
Cockadoodledoo!

Farmer:Shut up you settle shit *POW*
Cockadoodledoo by Little-Idiot December 31, 2018

cockadoodledoo 

ohmy, he's just cocked a doodle to the face,

cockadoodledoo
cockadoodledoo by Amunny June 25, 2020

cockadoodledoo 

person one: Hey look at that male chicken woahhh so cool wowowoow
person two: cockadoodledoo
cockadoodledoo by yukukukuku November 10, 2021

Cockadoodledoo

When you get 2 four lokos, 2 honey packs, A marlboro red cigarette and a white minter energy drink. You put both honey packs into each of the fourloko’s the shot gun then back to back use the monster as a chaser than smoke the cigarette. One your done the honey packs will kick in and you’ll have the craziest chicken choke orgasm of your life.
Hey Jairo, Jeffrey and I just completed two Cockadoodledoo’s back to back
Cockadoodledoo by DC.VINKO February 1, 2026