check the oil

to stick ones thumbn in another persons ass hwhile they aren't expecting it. this is commonly known as checking the oil!
once on has checked the oil it is prpoper to charge them fo rthe service with the credit card.

hey man why did you just stick your thumb up my pooper?
"yeah your oil is a little low "

by the guy rules April 21, 2005

nut checked

when u get kneed, kicked, punched, wacked, etc... in the nutts

jason got nut checked by tessa 4 being gay by liking slumpers slumper

by ben dover October 3, 2004

mail box check

A retirement or social security check.

Waiting on the mail box check.

by D0c April 15, 2006

poo check

The act of a girl checking whatever has just been pulled out of her ass (dildo, cock, fingers, etc) for any poo residue before she places said object into her mouth. Frequently combined with an ATM or A2M.

Dude, it was so cool last night! I pulled my cock from Jill's ass and she didn't even perform a poo check before puting it in her mouth and blowing me!

by Bangboy March 14, 2007

oh come on check it out baby

its is a phrase said very quickly in a cuban or puerto rican accent that is used when adressing a girl to look at your penis when it is in a more erect state then to judge you by your limp bird.

babe hold on it gets bigger dont leave sweehawt oh come on check it out baby

by baby carl/ manilla cappin killah January 13, 2008

check my trap

Pick up money or anything else of value from your ho.

Naw man I can't meet you at 2, I gotta go check my trap.

by TZARvor January 6, 2008

wet check

The act of feeling a woman's vagina to see if it is wet and ready for insertion. This can happen anywhere parties, bars clubs, etc...

Blaine: that girl was eyein you up dude, go throw a wet check
Larry: shit, she's wet and ready!

by Cadillac Bat December 11, 2009