Cracker Hangnail

Cracker Hangnail
Cracker Hangnail is a term used in the south for someone of any race dating a white person. Usually it is used jokingly within context of a situation in which someone has said jungle fever or Siagon Headache.

Bob- Look at that woman with that black guy, she has jungle fever
Sally- How do you know that he doesn't have Cracker Hangnail?

by Jessica A. January 8, 2009

Canker Snatch

Disease ridden and/or very dirty female genitalia.

I was going down on Longinus and discovered that she has the canker snatch as evidenced by the new sores in my mouth.

by M_Fer February 9, 2009

cracker tom hammock

The place to be. Located on a haunted island off the coast of Georgia, U.S. Named after Tom Sawyer OD'd on peyote.

Where would you go to enjoy a warm afternoon filled with gnats, ticks, mosquitoes and chiggers?

CRACKER TOM HAMMOCK, YO!!!!

by Scariott October 26, 2010

Chocolate Cracker

A more colorful choice of words to describe a wigger. White nigger.

I got car jacked the other day but it wasn't even a real chocolate. It was a chocolate cracker!

by NiggaLars January 3, 2009

chubby cocker

when a fat guy lays on top of a girl and you can no longer see her.

Drew Carey did a chubby cocker and laid his fat ass on that skinny mudafuckin hoe and that bitch dissapeared.

by big nigg heff May 25, 2009

Wanker Canker

Literally, a canker caused by too much wanking. Synonymous with the term sandy vagina.

That guy had a major wanker canker - what a dick!

by Ess and Em July 6, 2010

alaskan cracker

A game where two or more men masterbate on a cracker. The last one to ejaculate on said cracker is forced to eat it.

I had too much stamina, so i was forced to eat the alaskan cracker.

by Admiral Wolverine Rainbow June 15, 2011