Crap Happy

1. When someone comes out of the bathroom with a satisfied smile on their face clearly indicating they took a shit.

2. That nice relaxed feeling you have after taking a long overdue crap.

Alex: Wow Dan. You look quiet happy and satisfied with yourself after comming out of the lavatory.

Dan: Yes I am quite Crap Happy.

by Pectabyte June 14, 2005

crapioca

Really bad tapioca pudding.

We had steak for dinner and crapioca for dessert.

by Circushead July 4, 2006

crapstorm

a really filthy dirty house with lots of clutter, dust, and dirt. A cleaned up version of the word "shitstorm."

Someone walks into a dirty house and says "it looks like a crapstorm hit this place."

by cmhouse March 19, 2007

craplord

a person who has a natural inclination to spend his time in the bathroom

A: get out, you craplord, i wanna crap as well
B: no

by steelord March 27, 2007

Crapspooge

It label given to any foul individual, albeit body odor, dirty, or just a shitty attitude. In essense, it's slime that cums out the ass of someone who just got ass raped.

Dude...what's with all the crapspooge on your hands?

Look at that crapspooge who just walked in.

What's up crapspooge?

by F.O.O.C.H January 2, 2009

crappled

crippled for fear of crapping your self

Dude I almost crapped myself because I was so crappled last night.

by ittybittytittycomittee May 9, 2010

hangover crap

footlong peice of shit that is expelled from your body after a long night of heavy drinking. cigarettes may intensify symptoms, though highly recommended. multiple flush may be necessary.

that hangover crap is proof that i was black-out drunk last night.

by asbury February 19, 2008