By presupposing it's truth and then create a narrative that is parallel to the text and then accepting this adjacent narrative AS TRUTH... Regardless of what the text actually says.
Hym "And then what they do is believe the narrative that is constructed around the text... In spite of the FACT that it is a manifestation of their own mind. So, it doesn't matter WHAT YOU SAY... As long as the conclusion is that the religion is both true and good. And it looks something like this:
Dr. JeepJorp "Flabbity florbity flip flop! Everyone KNOWS that flabbity florbity flip flop and that = the Bible true and good!"
Sheeple "Hey! I'm everyone! You're right! I know that, I mean, come on. Do you think I don't know that flabbity florbity flip flop? Everyone know it!"
Hym "And that's how Christians read the Bible."
Dr. JeepJorp "Flabbity florbity flip flop! Everyone KNOWS that flabbity florbity flip flop and that = the Bible true and good!"
Sheeple "Hey! I'm everyone! You're right! I know that, I mean, come on. Do you think I don't know that flabbity florbity flip flop? Everyone know it!"
Hym "And that's how Christians read the Bible."
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Get the Bible Boppermug. 1. Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth
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4. Basically an ancient book of chapters written in clues and riddles throughout, about God trusting a man and woman to manage and magnify his source of life, only to be disappointed by them getting naked, fucked and lazy instead. God throws them out of his garden paradise and they go on to create sin after sin with their own minds understanding, which repeatedly destroys their world.
5. A book of musical arrangement in theory.
6. The ancient Serpent, that old Devil and Satan; great red dragon; false prophet.
7. A book of spells, brainwashing, black Magick, recipes, vibrational influence/patterns, closure.
8. The pale horse named Death and Hell following.
2. Book Interpreting Black Label Etiquette
3. Beast Inside Babylon's Loving Estuary
4. Basically an ancient book of chapters written in clues and riddles throughout, about God trusting a man and woman to manage and magnify his source of life, only to be disappointed by them getting naked, fucked and lazy instead. God throws them out of his garden paradise and they go on to create sin after sin with their own minds understanding, which repeatedly destroys their world.
5. A book of musical arrangement in theory.
6. The ancient Serpent, that old Devil and Satan; great red dragon; false prophet.
7. A book of spells, brainwashing, black Magick, recipes, vibrational influence/patterns, closure.
8. The pale horse named Death and Hell following.
The BIBLE is such a tricky and confusing novel about life after damnation and abandonment from God, when in reality the BIBLE is resounding the outcome resulting from people not practicing musical talents in every day living.
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Get the The Biblemug. An abhorrent, obnoxious alternative to "Bible Thumping", Bible Bitching is used against non-christians to preach about how they are going to hell. Despite this, Bible Bitches are commonly known to masturbate to fictional anthropomorphic characters in homo-erotic situations.
"You're going to Hell, Mark! All you do is do drugs and fuck whores!"
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Get the Bible Bitchingmug. A type of music genre not to be confused with that famous mountain in Sri Lanka. While some Lyrics and other musical elements of The "Bible Rock" Music Genre embrace similar structure as Gospel Music, aka, Gospel Music, it finds a unique place in modern music society as interwoven," Biblical Story Telling", laced with The "Progressive Testament" to The "Human Condition". "Bible Rock" qualifies as religious cultural evolutionary expression, rather than merely a genre held as a method of preserving posterity. Bible Rock tends to differentiate from this fixated stream of thinking because it carries ritual and traverses time through mythological and through legendary epochs of human history as it contains a consistent interpretation pertinent to a "New Age". The "Bible Rock" Music Genre is embracing flexibility within all ethnic barriers and is universal with respect to those various influences.
The traditional song entitled "Motherless Child" became transformed as a "Bible Rock" Song as it endures since antiquity, being furtherd, translated, and transcribed by Musicians and Singer Songwriters.
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