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marijuana addiction

A common argument used by protestors of marijuana and by those who are unwilling to let go of the lies they've been fed their entire lies. The ignorant ones will say, "Pot is in the same group as crack and heroin and computer duster and will make the user suffer withdrawals," and what the fuck have you. The more educated ones, while still quite ignorant, will say "Well, while it's not physically addictive, it is PSYCHOLOGICALLY addictive, and so you should stay away from it."

And that's why I became a part of the anti-fingernails campaign. What's our cause? Well, the habit of biting fingernails, while by no means physically addictive, can be psychologically addictive. Fingernails should therefore be made illegal.

But wait, masturbation can also be psychologically addictive... and so can gambling... and shopping and facebook and video games and reading and working and over-eating and under-eating and sex... All of these things should absolutely be made illegal, don't you agree?

The truth is, people have been smoking pot since AT LEAST 3000 B.C., and in the last five thousand years, no one has overdosed on pot, no one has died or been hospitalized from severe withdrawal from pot, nor has anyone's body has gone through ANY withdrawal symptoms from pot.

Sure, it's psychologically addictive. But is it dangerous in this way? I suppose you can judge for yourself. As for me, I've smoked pot every fucking day from early December to late May, and I'm doing fine now (in late April).
Tool: "Don't smoke marijuana, you'll develop a marijuana addiction."

Me: "Sure I will. Are your teeth yellow because of your coffee or your cigarettes?"

Tool: "... Both?"
by JPobo April 26, 2010
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Runescape Addiction

When you're addicted to runescape
How do you know when your addicted to runescape? when a friend asks you to help them in a fight at school and you ask if its in multi.

Last night john briones got sent to prison because of his runescape addiction
by Nerve2kill October 3, 2009
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addictively stupid

when something is stupid yet addictive and the same time.
the sims is adictively stupid
that show is addictively stupid
the site is addictively stupid
by jasper miner July 18, 2005
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Aylins addiction

People who keep finding horrible memes on pinterest
Person 1: these memes suck is he okay?
Person 2: no he has Aylins addiction thats why
by MaxEatsButtAndPuss October 27, 2021
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cell phone addiction

One that lacks acknowledgment to everything but their cellular device.
His grades are dropping, due to cell phone addiction.
by Johnathan Porsche October 27, 2013
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Additional instances cannot be launched, please try again later.

Being unable to play a instance (or dungeon) in World Of Warcraft due to too many other instances already being in play.

Most commonly, the player sits outside the dungeon and cries about quitting the game, but for some reason you end up spending hours upon hours waiting until you can get in.
Human Priest: i keep getting "Additional instances cannot be launched, please try again later."

Dwarf Hunter: OMFG THIS IS BULLSHIT I CAN'T BELIEVE I PAY 15 BUCKS A MONTH FOR THIS.

Gnome Rogue: ima go listen to some crab core

Tauren Druid makes some strange gestures.
by boxcarracer944 August 13, 2009
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This natural phenomenon has been around since the dwarven days of old. When two men desired anal they would conjoin there anus's and one partner begins by defecating. Once the fecel matter has penetrated the parallel anus the sphincter reacts and takes in the feces and mothers it as if it were its own. Once the anus has acquired its new bounty it relieves its self back from whence it came. Once statrted, the petpetual anal motion can not be stopped or disturbed by any means or this very act would be defying god himself and all life would end.
The Perpetual Anal Motion Postulate Therum Vol.1 Revised Addition Platinum Anal Series Copyright 1901 can perpetuate in my cavity any day.
by Hunter October 23, 2004
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