Dead bear penis

This is a highly complex sex position where the woman is giving a blowjob and right as you're about to blow your load all over her face you take your penis out of hee mouth and cock slap the shit out of her and then cumming all over the slap mark. Thus giving you the feeling you get when you get a dead leg except in your penis.

Lois was giving me the best blowjob so I just had to pull a dead bear penis.

by Not my real name September 20, 2015

tic tac penis

A really small dick that could only please an ant

Yeah my boyfriend barny we had sex for the first time and then I found out that he had a tic tac penis eewewwwwww

by shakakajklmao February 26, 2017

grandfather cock butthole penis

look it up on google

omg grandfather cock butthole penis very interesting .-.

by big daddy poobah June 16, 2017

Adam Sandler Penis

A circumcised penis.

Most men in the Muslim world, Israel, and the USA have an Adam Sandler penis.

It’s really unfortunate that most men in the USA, Israel, and Muslim countries have Adam Sandler penises.

by AntiCircumcisionMan February 8, 2021

whale penis

Someone or something that is very annoying.

Lacie is a whale penis.

by doggyman45454 November 7, 2006

purple penis

after u fuck your penis turns purple because u fucked witout a condom

i fucked allie too much and i got purple penis

by alec February 20, 2004

Did you just say penis?

The ULTIMATE catchphrase, used by the ever-popular, yet imaginary, Daniel Shine.

Person 1: "Did you just say penis?"
Person 2: "Uh, no..."
Person 1: "Are you sure?"
Person 2: "...Yeah."
Person 1: "'Cause I could've SWORN you just said penis! WHOO!"
Person 2: "...You suck."
Person 1: "WHOO!"

by Dean March 27, 2005