hawk eye

When you moon someone and spread your butt cheeks.

He showed everyone his hawk eye.

by Alec January 19, 2005

:#

the internet slang term for I have braces

Mr.Magoo wearing his gay braces

by alec January 23, 2005

surreal

when both your parents and the parents of a hot girl say its okay that your parents arent hoem when she comes over for a long time.

Betty is coming over later and no parents will be home. Its so surreal.

by alec July 14, 2004

Scrotum Slap

A slap on the underside of the testicles. Very painful very enjoyable.

I received a scrotum slap from Wallace.

by Alec April 25, 2005

Capiche

Do you understand?

by Alec October 19, 2003

doitch

a word used as an expression of emotion

Stone: uhhhh you havent played yet
Stone: we shall see
Stone: webster thinks your the man
Stone: hes like Phillips #1
Stone: ......jv
Me: doitch!

by Alec April 01, 2003

python

The person above me is a complete idiot, a python does not break its prey's bones, it constricts the prey item, and as the prey breathes in, the python squeezes tighter. The only deadly python in the world is the world's largest snake, the reticulatedpython. The anaconda is NOT the largest snake, butthe heaviest, weighing in at 300-500 pounds. So, in fact, the person who posted above me is a complete idiot who knows NOTHING about reptiles.

Also referring to one of the greatest comedic geniuses in the world, Monty Python.

"Look at that tiger morph ball python, it's awesome."

"The flying circus."

by Alec July 01, 2004