are you flipping kidding me 

another way of saying are you fucking kidding me

Ems: your mom parked the car.
Torie: are you flipping kidding me?

are you flipping kidding me by queenkayswife January 30, 2017

there are kids in africa

When you don't want to give someone something or their being picky

This sucks again

No dude there are kids in Africa

there are kids in africa by Mavericksruletheworld August 27, 2017

sleeping with the kids 

Lying down, jizzing on your chest, wiping your chest with your blanket, then going to sleep.

Sleeping with the kids might seem like a good idea in the moment, but you always regret it when you wake up.

sleeping with the kids by CreamiestSauce January 31, 2018

glenaeon school kids 

Also known as Gleno kids and Steiner stoners, they all let wisdom shine through them and are of the highest Steiner standards

Person 1: “Oh man look at those glenaeon school kids they’re weird, I heard they climb trees all day and choose when they want to learn.”
Person 2: “Wait, are you talking about the retirement home?”

glenaeon school kids by steinerstoner April 10, 2018

Airing out the kids 

Male) To spread your legs in such a manner that you essentially "air out" your balls or "kids"

Female) To spread your arms so that you can air out your boobs

"Why are your legs spread so far?"
"Ahhh, just airing out the kids"

Airing out the kids by Xenocideplayer December 7, 2018

Pool of kids 

A huge load of jizz.

Yo Mikey stop with your shitty jokes before I unleash my pool of kids on your mom’s back after I pound her in the ass!

Pool of kids by PeteyPaplo June 11, 2019

I’m taking the kids 

What Karen says right after she wants a divorce.
...
Karen if you are reading this please let me see the kids it’s been 5 months now.

Karen: I want a divorce

You: *le crying meme face*
Karen: and I’m taking the kids
You: *dies*

I’m taking the kids by Moldybread August 16, 2019