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I’m taking the kids

What Karen says right after she wants a divorce.
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Karen if you are reading this please let me see the kids it’s been 5 months now.

Karen: I want a divorce

You: *le crying meme face*
Karen: and I’m taking the kids
You: *dies*

by Moldybread August 16, 2019

Ichell

The result of “Michelle” when doing that stupid TikTok trend where you take away that first and last letters of your name. Congratulations. That was a real big accomplishment.

Michelle: “I’m going to do that TikTok trend where you take away that first and last letters of your name! That should be

fun!”

*Michelle takes away the last and first letters*

Michelle: “...”

Michelle: “The frick is this”

by MoldyBread May 23, 2021

Deku’s bones

✨Broken✨

*Pokemon theme starts playing* DEKU’S BONES! GOTTA BREAK ‘EM AAAALLLLL!

by MoldyBread May 23, 2021