No Nut November

It actually doesn't apply to people born between 2000-2010 so you are allowed to nut

"Hey guys, did you hear we dont have to do No Nut November? We were born in 2005!"

by Couchdriver November 1, 2021

monkey nut

like a dumbass who acts like a monkey would

alternatively, what a british person would call peanuts because they give them to monkeys in the zoo

"ayo monkey nut come get over here"
"this kids a fuckin monkey nut"
random:"fuck you monkey nut" you:"the fuck you say to me cuh??"

alt: "can i get some monkey nuts please"

by teachannnn January 20, 2023

Hazel-Nutting

Dipping balls in hazelnut syrup and having it licked off

She was hazel-nutting him good

by AnotherShittyName December 3, 2017

Cultured Nut

A nut to something of culture.. like old paintings, or literature. Things you can discuss with a glass of red wine in hand.

"ay jerry i hit the fattest cultured nut last night"
"steve you were locked up in the mental ward five years ago how are you out steve"
"its not important. nutted to lady liberty leading the people."

by damnerofsouls March 25, 2022

wonderland nuts

Experienced by men, younger and older, who have sever ball chafe, either from swimming or sweating and walking. AKA Wonderland nuts. First experienced when going to a water park rides at Canada's wonderland and not changing shorts but walking around all day, and have sever chafing of the balls.

dude this hike we have to stop, I got wonderland nuts. they fucking hurt.

by sed8ted/ontario/can November 23, 2019

nutted

to get castrated

dave's so annoying, I hope he gets nutted someday

by jodiBB October 12, 2025

pre nut cloudiness

Unbridled and dishonest feelings of pre orgasm

*thrusting* "i love you" (he doesn't actually mean that)

"He told me he loved me while inside of me... he just had pre nut cloudiness"

by coinedprenutcloudiness February 20, 2025