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by italkalote June 18, 2020
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Monkeys in the Jungle

When somebody nuts in their own, or somebody else's public hair and leaves it there.
"I heard that Sam leaves his Monkeys in the Jungle!"
by WPrivvy January 7, 2025
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Monkey Gun

A moment where you and your significant other both have a monkey moment during sex.
Oh yah, we were having sex and she said Ooh Ooh Ah ah, That was a real monkey gun.”
by McthicclesZachy March 8, 2021
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Monkey-brain

A reference to Neanderthals or homo sapiens, the mindset of not being able to comprehend factual information or not understanding an entire complete message.
Do you not understand that what I'm trying to say? what do you got a monkey-brain ?
by Dayg0Playz July 25, 2023
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Flying Nut Monkey

Verb: The act of swinging on a sex swing wearing a gorilla suit.
Mary Ann was totally into the flying nut monkey last night.
by Filthy gym sock July 16, 2017
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Monkey in the Basket

Monkey in the Basket - I can't believe the correct Urban definition is NOT already out there. This is the slang name for a bizarre sexual act performed in the Philippines by prostitues. The act involves a large basket suspended by a series of pulleys and oversized rubber bands. The basket can be lowered or raised very slowly and also rotates in a circular motion at the same time. The basket is usually suspended over a bed or table where the recipient lays down and the basket is slowly lowered down over the recipient with a hole in the bottom of the basket. Inside the basket is of course a prostitute squatting over the hole. Once the recipient and the prostitute have "acquired" the proper amount of penetration, the basket begins to rotate. The sensation is completely different from traditional in out/up down intercourse and usually lasts a fraction of the time.
"Hey Jarhead, when you were in the PI did you ever do the "Monkey in the Basket"?
by Heathmonster October 27, 2017
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monkey cracker

"You're such a monkey cracker!"
person 1: "what are you? i'm asian!" person 2: "Wow!! i'm a monkey cracker. 😆"
by PRI777 March 19, 2023
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