Zero Gravity

Awesome song written by David Archuleta, and sang by even awesome-er Jackie Boyz.

Boy 1: Have you heard Zero Gravity by Jackie Boyz?
Boy 2: No...
Boy 1: Well you should! It's ttly AWESOME!

by ;mxtherfxcker. July 28, 2009

Zero fucks given

Josh Thompson

In every single scenario, Josh Thompson has zero fucks given

by Bestington March 23, 2020

zero dark thirty

12:30am

The time of the raid will be zero dark thirty.

by Polley the Spy September 17, 2013

Zero MkIII

One of the wittiest people on the intraweb (Example 1), though he's also one of the most bitter (Example 2). Also, if he's reading this, White Base55 is a lifeless spic.

Example 1:
SlyBoots2005: ok guys im going to play the sims
SlyBoots2005: what do you guys want to do in it?
Zero Mk III: i want to do ur mom

Example 2:
HYPERSilence: 1. LUEchatIt's a gay chat where lots of nerds come to reunite.LUEchat is gay is the best example.Source: dex9001, Apr 7, 2005
Zero Mk III: dex?
Zero Mk III: more like ifuckedyourmomx

by pee April 25, 2005

zero bar

A white person, usually a young guy, who tries to act black and overdoes the whole deal. (Like the candy bar, he's white on the outside and brown on the inside.)

"Look at that Scott with his droopin' pants 'n' gangsta gait! He's a total zero bar!"

by hootnannie October 22, 2009

king zero flipout

a dumbass kid who likes to use the words 'ghey' and 'owned' to their maximum capacity. He wants to be a ninja, but just ends up giving into his urges for pirate style ass sex.

king zero should die.

by tyler March 5, 2004

Strategic Zero

A strategic zero is an incomplete or zero (percent) taken on a project/homework assignment so that if an individual has a limited number of lates, they can be used on larger, more important assignments/projects. This is usually done in high school.

Teacher Fred: Aren't you going to use up a late on that unimportant yet time-consuming math project?

Minny: No, I think I'll take a strategic zero. Thank-you for the suggestion though.

by Mookie Eleanor January 12, 2009