willy.warmer

a willy warmer keeps your peni, winkie and even your pinkie warm! just so it doesn’t get cold and freeze off or shrink.

millie “omg his willy.warmer is so big” tyrone “the shlong must be humongous”

by ur mums gay February 19, 2019

Pineapple warmer

Gammon. Brexit voter. A white, right wing man with very little hair and an angry pink complexion.

The audience on Newsnight were mainly pineapple warmers.

by Mohammered May 26, 2019

Dick worker

my hand.

my hand is working my dick very well
Such a great dick worker

by Lamp stick light October 3, 2019

thigh warmers

Thick mutton chops or side burns. Popular in the 70s and 90s. Called thigh warmers alluding to their secondary use during oral sex.

Shunlet: You should trim those side burns they're getting out of control
Pikey: I'm growing a pair of thigh warmers.

by BigGayTrev October 17, 2019

Hand warmer 9000

The hand warmer 9000 is a version of a hand job where instead of just the motion of a normal hand job, someone increases speed and pressure of their grip until the male penis begins to heat up and turn red do to the friction caused by the speed and pressure of someone’s hand in the vertical up and down motion.

Male: “Hey babe can you give me the hand warmer 9000?”
Female: “yeah of course I can”

by Yesdadyes January 4, 2020

leg warmers

the reason why jason voorhes kills the teenagers

hi guys i got leg warmers there so co- gets stabbed

by 10/10 will write again April 23, 2020

deathcare workers

Individuals charged with important tasks following people dying. Includes medical examiners plus autopsy and funeral workers and more.

From a government email during the Covod-19 pandemic: ‘Deathcare workers need to decide who is responsible for cleaning the outside of the body bags.’

by yes juanito yes May 5, 2020