wangtang

A distinct irony taste on the penis derived from a previous snatch which is found while performing fellatio.

I know my mans cheating on me because I tasted wangtang on his penis.

by wutangfu February 25, 2011

Wank Prank

While someone is sleeping you sneak into their room and put their hand on the dick like they've been wanking. Works best if someone is sleeping with them so they'll see.

Wife: "WHAT why is your hand on your dick have you been WANKING!"
Husband: "No i don't wank! *breaks down*"
Prankster: "YOU JUST GOT WANK PRANKED!!"

by True Story LOL May 26, 2015

Wangin

Playing your car audio ridiculously and obnoxiously even perhaps clipping at peak volumes. Bay Area/ San Jose California Team Bass Freqs

Wangin - "Dude with them 18's came down the block wangin shaking houses and setting off car alarms."

by 808FREQ February 3, 2017

post wank guilt

that dirty feeling you get after youve shot your white torpedos and the adult entertainment is still playing in the background

quite night in on spankwire and seeing jenna j again overwhelms your brain with a feeling of post wank guilt

by ally del blanny October 24, 2011

Victory Wank

The Urge or need to masturbate do to heightened mood after a successful, but probably worthless event.

This term can also be combined with the infamous suicide wank for maximum experience.

Before scrubbing the floor with socks, I had finished a term paper for a class I'll probably fail. After, I enjoyed a little victory wank.

by Chronic20000k November 1, 2012

wedgy wank

To have your pants so far up your anus you unintentionally masturbate

My pants are so far up my bum i just ejaculated. Wedgy wank

by deadlydan1991 January 5, 2015

shower wanker

A person who says he takes a shower for at least one hour, but actually while he is showering he is casually beating his meat (wanks, gives pleasure to himself).

Yo, Vlad, How long did you shower for in the morning?
Like 2 hours!
You are such a shower wanker, eh!

by wanking December 13, 2016