Typical

What happens at the end of any Marquette basketball game when they play a reputable team. Generally involves coming within 3 points in the final seconds and then failing to take/make a shot.

Guy 1: Marquette lost to Vanderbilt by 1 point! With 2 seconds left Darius Johnson-Odom just sort of... tripped.

Guy 2: Well that is Typical.

by MU_Wallydoodle December 29, 2010

Typographical error

When your associate is so dull, that they point out your spelling mistakes.

Ah look! I've just spotted a typographical error...

by YouCan'tSpell4Sh!t January 31, 2018

typewriter

A device with a keyboard that makes slapping sounds when you try to use it to connect to the internet.

Typical usage by a teenager:

www.myspace.com
www.myspace.com
www.myspace.com
www.myspace.com

Jesus - this fucking piece of shit typewriter doesn't have wireless.

by Joshua James October 12, 2006

typhoid fever

Something Lil' Susie always seemed to contract after a full day of hunting and fording on the Oregon Trail.

Dammit! Susie died of typhoid fever while I was off hunting buffalo - better not hunt them too much - or they will get scarce in this area! Dammit!

by Jocko Tittlies September 22, 2005

typediment

1. A speech impediment for typers.
2. A syndrome that causes a person to consistently type the same word wrong.

Bill has a typediment that casues him to always type "teh" instead of "the." It really isn't because he fancies himself some sort of l33t h4x0r.

by CJF August 28, 2003

Typo-hands

A condition in which your brain comes up with a cognitive sentence, but your fingers type out "OMG LOL ROFL"

Rod had a really good idea, but because he contracted typo-hands, all he told me was to "GTFO."

by Danneh Owns You! September 25, 2005

typeyness

The ability or inability to type well at any given point.

While he was drunk, his typeyness was greatly affected.

by Pod Lowe October 23, 2006