Corn flake

A triggered, insecure, and/or generally stupid conservative. (Compare to "snow flake")
Often times, these people are simultaneously anti-government and pro-police, hate abortions but love caging immigrant children, and are otherwise riddled with cartoonishly asinine cognitive dissonances of the like.
Generally speaking, this term can be used as a generic slur, but is especially appropriate when a conservative is triggered by the user, after the user points out the contradictions within the reasoning of the corn flake.

"Oh get your dick out of your mouth, corn flake. We get it, you think you're an 'alpha'."

"Cool it corn flake, it's not his fault that you don't know what you're talking about"

by Pepsilon December 30, 2020

Cum Flakes

After semen is set in the sun for a long period of time, it may become hard and brittle. This is known as "cum flakes."

His cum dried up into brittle flakes called cum flakes after it set in a tissue for a week.

by ChloeV124 December 17, 2016

Doctor flake

Someome who has 8 years experience in flaking

Jacob knight is the perfect example of a Doctor flake

by Seadevil god August 5, 2018

Bean Flake

Someone who acts like a fucking idiot all the time and in general is just a nutsucker and a ballsack

Z: Six seven!
Kk: Omg you’re a fucking bean flake dude.

by Lil_beanflaker25k August 25, 2025

Ivory Flake

Ivory Flake - 99 and 44/100% pure flake

That Ivory Flake got drunk and drove into the lake.

by al gee January 13, 2008

Flake

Someone who makes plans and then doesn't follow through with them

Mevarus: "yeah I got a bangin stream schedule lined up for this week!!"

*Proceeds to be a flake and not stream*

by Remz98 April 16, 2024

Flake

Definition of someone who was going to come but doesn’t come and thinks they are not flaking since they didn’t “say they were down initially”

Yousif was supposed to come hang out with the boys but he flaked. However his defense is that he “didn’t say he was down initially ”

by nameriddler-54 August 29, 2023