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vanilla nut tap 

Fictional confectionery offering at Dunkin' Donuts, used to trick your 'friend' into getting punched in the nuts. First widespread use noted in a 2016 SNL parody advertisement.
Friend 1: "Tell them what your favorite donut is -- the vanilla nut taps."

Friend 2: "Huh?"
Friend 1: punches friend 2 in the testicles "Vanilla nut taps!"
vanilla nut tap by Tofudebeast October 10, 2017
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ball tap 

To painfully hit someone in the balls by the flick of the wrist and laugh on their behalf or roll on the ground if it is done to you.
I had 3 friend who were spending the night for 2 weeks while my parents were gone. They gave me a wedgie and pulled my boxers over my head. Every time I tried to pick it out they would hold me down and would each ball tap me 100 times. (I never got the wedgie out for the entire two weeks and I counted I was ball taped a total of 15,900 times).
ball tap by Chris December 27, 2003
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melon tap 

Smacking a friend's forehead or "melon" whenever they do and/or say something dumb, stupid, or silly.
Silly friend: "Can I like, hairspray my face, you know, so like my makeup will stay?"
Sane friend: -melon taps silly friend-
melon tap by MZ! January 8, 2009
Down To Ass Penetration

A common phrase passed around college parties as a ice breaker. Women are typically honored to be asked. Similar to DTF.
Tom: Aaron, are you down to D-TAP?
Aaron: Yes, no homo.
D-TAP by Paradeaz January 25, 2010

cougar tap

for a girl's perspective: willing to tap that youngin'
Dude, check out Brandon, I'd cougar tap that.
cougar tap by Giiiiiiirl March 19, 2010

Pink Tap 

Someone who goes to beer fests, beer-bar openings, and other craft beer promoting events, and spends the night drinking bud light or blue moon. Basically wants to seem cool by attending said events, but probably couldn't tell you what a Saison is or name a stout other than Guinness. Similar to a "Pink Hat" but craft beer related.
At the latest beer festival, featuring 1,000 brews from 200 awesome craft brewers:

Guy 1: Hey man, you see that dude over there getting his third sample of the summer wheat? They have an Aged Imperial IPA for chrissakes!
Guy 2: What a pink tap. He's the reason these things are overcrowded.
Pink Tap by markied85 July 26, 2012

Goon tap 

The act of inserting ones weasel into a mole hole filled with mole juice
Man I wanna goon tap her tonight
Goon tap by Katiesgotnoragretz October 4, 2015