Gang Stalking 

The govt uses gang members as a way of disempowering citizens for political/racial reasons. These ppl get paid to do dirt and are handed success as a favor. That's why society is mostly fake. It is a nepotism community pretending to be community policing. The only reason I've posted this is because they like to throttle the popularity of people on social media who are not part of the "dumb and dirty" bunch. Because I refused to date hookers and be part of their "crowd," I was hated on. They've all been coached to make you stupid so they can exploit you. They don't want intellectuals or independent thinkers having too much influence.

So and so was targeted by a government sponsored gang. They were Gang Stalking this dude because because he had privately learned past women had became insanely jealous of him, and they both didn't want him to have this kind of power over women. So they exchanged bribes and favors.

Gang Stalking by Deeessvee May 17, 2021

smacking 

slang term for making out.

I was standing beside this really hot guy watching paint dry and we totally started smacking on one another.

smacking by Kiryk July 6, 2012

Flat Smacking 

The method by which the mental equivalent of an STD is transferred from an dumb, impossibly deluded, scientifically illiterate crazy to another dumb person, thereby endowing them with those attributes. The first symptom, often experienced by the infected subject as a euphoric sense of revelation, caused by the disintegration of most of the prefrontal cortex, develops quickly into a persistent sense of superiority to others, and disdain for anyone that is not also infected. Narcissistic, know-it-all type dummies are especially susceptible to infection, because, as they are already inclined to believe that they are more "enlightened" the general population, the appeal of "secret, special knowledge" makes them susceptible to the conspiratorial nature of this mental pathogen. Insidiously, this particular tendency means that the infected usually ENJOY passing on the infection, as perceiving the "revelation" in others satisfies their inate Narcissism.
Unfortunately, their is no known cure for Flat-Earthism, though those of average and above intellect are less susceptible, & an effect inoculation exists, in the form of basic scientific education.

"When I'm not trolling Reddit for 13 year olds & frat guys that need a good Flat Smacking, I like to look at pictures of myself and masturbate. Everyone else is stupid & brain- washed."

Flat Smacking by Johnny Bledo November 25, 2018

Penis smacking

Penis smacking is the art of repeatedly hitting your own penis with your, or anothers hand for pleasure. You can also use objects such as wood, spoons, whips, and maces.

Bill: My penis hurts. Andy: Why? Bill: That stupid bitch Kate started Penis Smacking me the other night with a whip!

Penis smacking by Chase11 June 26, 2009

Ghost stalking

when you don't want to talk to anybody on facebook chat but you want to stalk people so you go offline on chat but you still comment and like things.

I was ghost stalking last night because that guy always trys to chat me when I just want to stalk!

Ghost stalking by coloradomad March 16, 2011

Casual Stalking 

A term used to describe a degree of stalking where the stalker pursues a person of interest by means of repeated presence at the person of interests' and stalkers common places and only at times convenient for the stalker.

Causal Stalking lacks the searching for the person of interest on social media or internet searches.

The stalkers motivation is for a date, a hangout, to obtain a phone number or to seek a deeper connection through social activities.

I decided that casual stalking was appropriate for pursuing Devin because I wanted to ask him to the GangaLuv Music Festival.

Casual Stalking by Riku Green October 20, 2012

Sticking

The sport of running around with a stick of some sort, while poking every clay man in sight.

Clay man: I am feeling rather happy at the moment.
Professional sitcker: Its sticking season

Sticking by blackington September 13, 2006