Squat cobbler

Fetish whereas sexual gratification is achieved by sitting on pies and or pastries. Cream pies and meringues are the most commonly used for safety reasons.

Kim:What's your turn on baby?
Sal: I'm a squat cobbler.
Kim: That's hot. Let me get you a French Silk pie.

by Clive Bixby September 3, 2016

Home squat

A synonym for Homeboy.

"Wassup, my Home Squat?"

by McYum July 19, 2021

Love squat

When a woman does squats onto a mans penis

“Linda did some love squats on me the other day, it was great”

by astrotom September 18, 2022

squat cobbler

A fetish that involves a man who sits in a pie and "wiggles around."

I had a very nice apple pie cooling on the window sill but, instead of Yogi Bear, the creepy neighbor Jerry got it. He's a squat cobbler.

by Wormald August 5, 2016

Squat Toilet

A toilet design used mostly in Japan and Asia. To use it, remove your pants, then squat over the pan and poop.

I just learned how to use a squat toilet!

by Dongnugget December 24, 2020

Squat

squat
noun
A small group of females with a common goal typically of bad intent.
"That squat is going to go get drunk and whore around"

synonyms: group, gang, band, body, crew, team, mob, crowd, outfit, force
"Those s"

synonyms: detachment, detail, platoon, battery, troop, patrol, squadron, cadre, commando

The squat in congress has four American hating members

by REOCON July 17, 2019

d squat

Squatting on an erect penis because the dick is "too bomb". Can also be used to mark one's territory or to show excitement about a situation.

I did a d squat on my boyfriend's dick to mark my territory.

by Dick Nastyyy March 16, 2014