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squatdog 

an object of ridicule and scorn. To be owned after making a boast. Espousing something so outrageously asinine that an entire audience/group/forum finds you to be a moron. Origin comes from the online alias of a person whom boasted that he could take anyone in a particular online community in a fight.

describes a person who enjoys spetz frequently.
'He was saying how he could take anyone and he has been everyone's squatdog since"
squatdog by hookworm July 18, 2005
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Squatdog 

Large Melvin!
not only squats but mounts other male members of his "Krew".
Retarded homosexuals bow their heads in shame at him and his antics.
leave my ass alone u homo Squatdog.
naz looks straight compared 2 u!
Squatdog by PubicMan December 9, 2003
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Squatdog 

Someone u let stay in your squat to gaurd it normally done in the uk as someone has to occupy the property 24/7 sometimes u pay them with food etc but they normally stay for free housing
Yo i got a new building need a squatdog though got work next week
Squatdog by Fucklasbo144 January 8, 2021

Squatdog 

A term used to describe BlooFiyer (A YouTuber)'s profile picture, being him in a hotdog costume squatting and flexing.
Bro look at this picture of squatdog!
Squatdog by BlooFiyer November 1, 2022

Squat Dog 

Someone who walks around barefooted and shirtless.
I wasn't allowed to pay for the gas inside, because the clerk said there are no Squat Dogs allowed.
Squat Dog by Dancing Cat September 12, 2005
The term originates from Vinesauce twitch chat.
1. A person who frequently squanders their opportunities.
2. An act of squandering an opportunity or important resource such as one's time.

Also a funny twitch emote featuring a red dog from Earthbound 64.
Jane: You had a month to study for your test, still you only did it the night before and failed.
Jill: Yeah, I'm a total squandog.

OR
Jill: Yeah, that was a squandog on my part.
squandog by SodiJerk January 24, 2018
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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