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short bus 

Like a school bus, except supplied with helmets and seat belts to give the illusion of safety. Usually a converted Chevy 3500 van, not a true bus.
Night school students ride the short bus to smoke weed on the way to school without fear.
short bus by Shawn E. April 15, 2003

short hills

I live in short hills and I Love it. It is filled with beautiful mansions and the town is gorgeous. The school system is amazing. Most parents make a living by working in NYC in the corporate world or work as doctors or lawyers. The shopping places are very upscale and expensive and this town is famous for The Short Hills Mall. With major department stores and adorable boutiques. The kids all go to camp in the summer while their parents vacation in the hamptons or long beach island. The guys wear polos and pop the collar and try to be ghetto even thought they know they are not at all ghetto. Parties are crazy wether they are house parties where kids drink and smoke and use drugs and the cops who usually have nothing to do have to break it up. Then there are the Bar/Bat Mitzvahs which are always fun, extravagant and lavish. (Short Hills is filled with jews, most residents are jewish) As well as most sweet sixteen parties. Sports are a big deal in Short hills/Millburn and people get really crazy about it even though the teams aren't always so good. Most kids who live in millburn are called ghetto or poor even though Millburn is not at all poor but still not as nice as short hills. Short Hills is one of the most affluent and popular towns in NJ. It's basically a bubble.
short hills by Evangeline August 1, 2006

short & curlies 

short & curlies are a guy's pubic hair
Max had me by my short & curlies today when we were wrestling!
short & curlies by USAF Cadet April 19, 2021

Short-Bus Renegade 

a retarded guy....oor girl. funniest when running. even funnier running from dogs
Look at that Short-Bus Renegade run.

Short Hills

Short Hills is currently the wealthiest town in New Jersey, and the 11th wealthiest in the country (yes, 11. Didn't make the top 10. Deal with it).

Has a huge Jewish population, as well as a sizeable Asian one. There's maybe one black kid in the public school.

The guy who invented Arizona Iced Tea lives here, as well as (supposedly) the guy who founded Dole Fruit. Ashlee Simpson and Lil Kim have both been spotted in our mall.

The kids are mostly wannabe punks, and emo kids. The parties suck. Millburn is considered the "ghetto" of the town, but it too is actually one of the top 100 wealthiest towns in the country.

The public school's sports teams are admittedly awful. Our football team is a joke. The only team worth mentioning is fencing, as the mens team is something like 2nd best in the state.

Despite all this, Short Hills kids are extremely smart, always scoring above average on the SATs and standerdized tests. The public school system is notoriously good.
I live in Short Hills, therefore, I'm better than you.
Short Hills by LOLZZZZZZZZZ July 21, 2008

short dicked 

adj, a motha fucka with a short dick, fuck you think?
Leroy was talkin mad shit to that bitch at the club, but she said she could fuck with him since she heard he's a short dicked mutha fucka.
short dicked by kingsnizzle September 3, 2006