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I live in short hills and I Love it. It is filled with beautiful mansions and the town is gorgeous. The school system is amazing. Most parents make a living by working in NYC in the corporate world or work as doctors or lawyers. The shopping places are very upscale and expensive and this town is famous for The Short Hills Mall. With major department stores and adorable boutiques. The kids all go to camp in the summer while their parents vacation in the hamptons or long beach island. The guys wear polos and pop the collar and try to be ghetto even thought they know they are not at all ghetto. Parties are crazy wether they are house parties where kids drink and smoke and use drugs and the cops who usually have nothing to do have to break it up. Then there are the Bar/Bat Mitzvahs which are always fun, extravagant and lavish. (Short Hills is filled with jews, most residents are jewish) As well as most sweet sixteen parties. Sports are a big deal in Short hills/Millburn and people get really crazy about it even though the teams aren't always so good. Most kids who live in millburn are called ghetto or poor even though Millburn is not at all poor but still not as nice as short hills. Short Hills is one of the most affluent and popular towns in NJ. It's basically a bubble.
by Evangeline August 1, 2006
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