shootin' match

Not an activity related to firearms or weapons, but rather a southern U.S. term used to represent a group of people or objects.

Ray Ray: "Whatcha doin' this weekend Bubba?"

Bubba: "Man I'm watching golf. Tiger Woods ain't playin' though. Out with a back injury. You know, if I was he, I'd take my strength coach, cardio coach, lifting coach, and any other coach or trainer that I had and fire the whole shootin' match. They done messed that dude up; ain't none of 'em worth a shit."

Ray Ray: "Yeah too bad for him huh?"

by ab5sr April 27, 2014

Shooting the bull

jerking off
taming the beast and cumming

my friends always liked shooting the bull with me on late nights.

by sashie January 24, 2009

shut the shuck are you shooing

a mispoken phrase while attempting to ask "what the fuck are you doing" while inebriated.

"who the fuck is messing with me"

"shut the shuck are you shooing"

by Peg Leg Pete October 30, 2007

Shooting Salad

To talk smack in order to impress others

"Look at Mark shooting salad all over those girls"

by DCmonkey August 10, 2008

shooting craps

Horrible diarrhea forcibly ejected from the bowels, generally after eating at a shady Las Vegas buffet.

"Where'd Nicola go?"

"After that all-you-can-eat surf-n-turf, I'm pretty sure he's shooting craps."

by Ohmyno September 1, 2013

shouting abuse

Shouting abuse, a popular game in cars taking adolescent boys to rugby, is a game where someone in the car opens their window and shouts "abuse" very loudly at someone walking past. Extra points for making them scream.

Driver: "Look! There's someone, start shouting abuse"

Passenger: "Abuse!!!!!!"

by jeffryjirraf March 9, 2008

Shooting Jokes

If some one says a story or a joke and you add onto it too late or you say something retarted you just shot the joke!

Me: Dude last night i had a dream of a alligator jerking off to a hustler.
Him: OK?
Him#2: Dude i had the same dream except it was a unicorn!
Me: Wow your great at shooting jokes!

by BoobyMaster123 July 13, 2009