shmuck

the most attractive person alive in the world, especially if his name is sam

sam is the most shmuck person in the universe

by shmuck season November 21, 2019

Shmuck

A dumbass.

Why did you break my window? You are such a shmuck

by Shounen Protagonist October 22, 2019

shmuck

A fool, usually said in Britain

Jim: the world is flat
Sam: Don't talk to me you shmuck

by Fraggerz October 23, 2019

Shmuck

An imbecile who is ignorant

Sammy is being such a shmuck

by Wakanda2307 October 25, 2019

Schnucker

A person who almost exclusively shops at Schnucks

What a Schnucker! They won't even go to Whole Foods!

by Family Shopper October 31, 2019

shmuck

A word used to replace fuck

you see that cherry It's a (shmuck)

by Proxy Fox November 6, 2019

Schmeckling

The act of inserting illicit drugs into the male urethra. The practice is not in any way exclusive to Jewish men, in spite of the Hebrew root.

“Imma be schmeckling dem xanny bars, bruh. Need that quick hit.”

by Parrot Fledger December 13, 2019