Ranch Back

It's a disgusting thing people want in fine dining establishments. It's a drink and a chaser of ranch dressing. When you ask for it, you're no better than an animal.

Server: "And how will we be having our tequila?"

Patron, clapping hands together like a seal while foaming at the mouth: "RANCH BACK, ME ARE LIKEY RANCH NOW." *swallow a fish*

by Rhudra Vi February 23, 2022

Crooked River Ranch

A place a bunch of yuppies move to, to think they live in the "country" and complain about everything. The slowest driving place you'll ever drive in your life. Nosey ass neighbors and dogs/cats running around like a fuckin petting zoo. Deer are suicidal, they're dead on the road everywhere. Did we mention slow driving?

Holy christ, you most live in crooked River ranch. The gas pedal is on the fuckin right!!

by Wakner03 December 5, 2021

Ranch Sex

To have anal sex without douching.

Hey dude, do you wanna have ranch sex?

by Lenny4040 December 14, 2023

Ranch Pants

When you accidentally ejaculate while running a 5K marathon and are forced to finish the race.

The marathon went great but the last mile I had to deal with ranch pants.

by Joe-seph May 17, 2018

King Ranch Daddy

When you drive a Ford king ranch truck and have a huge dick/ bde/ ultimate alpha.

King ranch daddy is a conservative and everyone feeds off of his energy.

by King ranch daddy 1 February 22, 2023

dump the ranch

Something you do that turns people off from whatever they may be eying or interested in, thereby making them suddenly repulsed from that interest.

Jess: Can I have your crutons?
Jo: *dumps the ranch on her salad*
Jess: Never mind.

Jim: *looks at girl from behind* Hey she looks hot!
Larry: Watch her be a butterface.
*girl turns around, and is indeed a butterface*
Jim: Uggggh you just had to dump the ranch on it, didn't you?

by HexMaster June 27, 2008

ranch dipper

A derogatory term used for a white sorority girl (or former sorority girl), derived from their tendency to engage in the guilty pleasure of dipping everything in ranch dressing – then immediately complain about how fat they are going to get "but it's sooo worth it." This activity is usually followed by induced vomiting.

She's wearing heals to the football game while drinking a pumpkin spiced latte, and her SUV is parked right over there. Could she BE any more of a ranch dipper?

by ranchdippin November 6, 2015