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by Reedy503_ April 6, 2017

Priametry

The measuring of one's generative organs. As coined by UberBagel. The process of measuring ("bacing") must be done with an instrument known as a "kow".

French priapisme, from Late Latin pripismus, from Greek pripismos, from pripizein, to have an erection, from Pripos, Priapus. From Latin metricus, relating to measurement.

"Dude, My priametric reading generated a higher output than yours!"

by Soiled Undergarment November 2, 2003

premature abbreviation

Someone you have just met calls you by your high school nickname or a shortened version of your name without being asked. Can be simply social-klutzyness but often an early indicator you just met an ill-mannered loser. NB: All is usually forgiven if the person is someone you are attracted to.

Linda: Mark, this is my lovely friend Roanne, Roanne, meet Mark!
Mark: Hi, so what do you do for a crust Ro?
Roanne: It's Roanne thanks.
Roanne (later, to Linda): I don't know why exactly, but premature abbreviation is a major turn off...

by Roanne P January 11, 2009

Premature Key Retraction

The act of inserting your key in the lock of a door, but before you've had the opportunity to successfully turn it, somebody opens the door from the inside forcing the key to "pull out".

Jim: "I hate it when somebody opens the door just as I am unlocking it."

Iain: "Premature key retraction, dude."

by Jaxxehv2.0 July 30, 2011

Primal Sex

pri⋅mal sex prahy-muhl seks
-adjective

1. The act of sexual reproduction in its most instinctive form.

2. The lack of any aid or device used for sexual reproduction.

That girl and I are going to go have Primal Sex tonight all night long.

by IAmTheMovement February 1, 2009

Premature evacuation

When you think about going to the toilet and you shit your pants

Man that new toilet is comfortable, its got all the latest nobs and dials.... dear lord i think i just filled my barrel fronts with the devils fudge...DAMN you premature evacuation

by bennycnz June 22, 2010

Primavera

Usually the last name of attractive, determined, energetic, successful people. Primaveras delve deep into sports and have a can-do attitude. Some may depict them as assholes or try hards, but most know that Primaveras are one of the most successful and attractive people in the universe.

Person 1: Did you see all of Nick's grades?

Person 2: Yeah, he's such a Primavera!

Person 1: I know right, and he's totally hot too.

by EatSleepRepeat June 3, 2016