presenteeism

Act of showing to work when you are sick. Opposite of absenteeism.

So-called "presenteeism," or going to work when sick, is a persistent problem at more than half of U.S. workplaces and costs U.S. business a whopping $180 billion a year, research shows. (from CNN.com)

by JDD January 30, 2007

Presidont

A President who practically does nothing, and if he/she does do anything, it is for the bad of the people he/she is trying to represent.

George W. Bush is a huge presidont.

by Josiah Tyler Perrin April 27, 2008

resident evil

Resident Evil is a game first made in 1996, and spawning over 10 sequels. It involves a group called S.T.A.R.S. that investigates a mansion in the woods, and finds zombies and other creatures, created by a spill of a chemcial called the T-Virus.

Resident Evil is the best game... except for DDR.

by Razor, the DDR Guy October 28, 2003

Presidential smile

The act of smiling at someone when they have just said something hateful to you, so as to show that the statement has not had the desired effect and you have not displayed the emotion that they hoped to elicit from you.

Domenica tries to hurt Shane by making critical statements of him.

Shane puts on presidential smile and does not respond to criticism.

Domenica returns look with confused facial expression.

by flightyzeus June 9, 2013

dead presidents

U.S. currency, preferably in bill form

Settin precedents
Makin mad dead presidents

by Super Guy March 18, 2004

Resident Evil Style

A style of video gameplay wher you shoot anything that fuckin moves. If it moves it is probably gonna try and kill you. So kill it first, and make sure its dead, stomp on it if you have to.

Player1: Whats that in the bushes?
Player2: I dont know, its kinda twitchin.
Player1: Im gonna kill it! (10-20 gunshots fired)
Player1: Did I get it?!
Player2: Theres nothin here, just a bush.
Player1: Well at least its dead now!

Resident Evil Style

by Bussy April 19, 2006

Presentation

The exact moment all of your blood cells decide to go directly to your dick

Me: I will begin my Presentation by starts off with Alabama being-

Girl: why dose Carl having a boner?

by CoolBoydudemanboydudeperson May 22, 2019