pee-wee the dog

A dog who likes to hump everything especially your other dogs face. Also he likes to poop everywhere and growls like no other dog and he is especially small because he is a miniature doxin.

Mom: No Pee-wee the dog don't hump him!
Me: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HIS PENIS IS STICKING OUT ALL THE WAY!

by Pee-wee the humper January 18, 2017

Pee In Your Vagina

A male pissing in a woman's vagina for pleasure. Is not adviced. Don't do it. It's gross. Please. She'll hate you.

I will totally pee in your vagina later, gurl.

by Anonononomoos January 6, 2018

Pee Bob

1) Spongebob's Penis.

2) Slang term for penis, usually used by dudes named Michael.

"Hey Patrick, c'mere and see my glorious Pee Bob"

by PrincessEPMom October 6, 2018

pee jet

When you have held your pee for far longer than you should have, then you go to the bathroom and your pee shoots out very fast. This often produces a loud noise sounding like a jet or rocket.

Jimmy: Did everything come out okay?
Jonathan: Oh boy lemme tell ya! I needed to pee so bad that I pulled a pee jet!
Jimmy: I didn't need to know that
Jonathan: ...

by maxmaxmax297 January 10, 2019

Pee Red and Chunky

When you pee and it comes out red and chunky.

Dude: "Why is my pee red and chunky?"

Woman:"What are you doing in my house?!"

by My Pee is Red and Chunky May 5, 2019

Pee cutter

-A strong Whiskey and water

“Get yourself a Pee cutter”

- Terrance Creech

by Mr. Thomas August 17, 2019

pee brake

when you don't know how to spell, so u add a definition on urban dictionary to prove your co-worker youre not dumb.

"Jacob stopped for a quick pee brake after giving Matilda a piggie back ride to Soho"

by ankle with a Y September 6, 2019