Paralean

The perfect unsober state of happiness in which you are paraletic from drinking too much alcohol and perfectly lean from smoking a few spliffs

Dude he's absolutely para and he's about to go smoke he'll be buzzing once he's 'Paralean'

by Gtalbot August 20, 2013

Parademix

The soul of an unborn goat.

Do you need a parademix to do that job?

Does your black cauldron require a parademix?

by Fantasia almighty October 13, 2013

palate fatigue

The feeling experienced by men after performing hours of cunninglus on a woman resulting in No orgasm. Recommendations to avoid palate fatigue are:
1) practice daily to increase accuracy
2) tap in a friend

He could barely speak to apologize for his palate fatigue

by Lion Dog November 22, 2013

paradelius

The act of being completely paralytic and black out drunk and not being able to remember the night, but with the keen knowledge that you were a fucking mess.

"What the fuck happened last night Liz? I was completely paradelius"

by M J Jones x2 December 1, 2013

Parade Baton

A public erection or semi erection sported by a man that parades around the beach in his speedo swim trunks. These may also be observed on nudist beaches minus the trunks.

Jeeze check out the drum major over there he almost poked me in the eye with his parade baton.

by Steev3d October 2, 2014

Parakeet

To place your scrotum , and shaft on an unsuspecting persons shoulder.

Cory snuck up behind Pete , and sat his Parakeet on his shoulder.

by dirtydino January 31, 2015

parasex error

When your judgement of a person is distorted because you're having sex with them and view them from a different angle. Like parallax error - but with sex.

"She is a 10!"
"ehh.. sounds like parasex error to me"

by theejudge September 4, 2015