Mittens

When you poop in your hand and shape it into a mitten and give someone a handjob.

I cant believe that bitch gave me a mittens.

by Philosophically March 27, 2011

nifty mittens

It's when your mother and your father go and have sex on the hood of the truck

Mom and Dad did some nifty mittens last night.

by Big Bob7477 October 29, 2013

high maintenance

one who is invited to attend a party and sits alone and does not socialize with the known and unknown.

you are being high maintenance sitting over there the couch
by yourself.

by drunken muskrat April 14, 2006

mitten queen

a homosexual male who derives special satisfaction from masturbating others

Dude!! Why is Ira grabbing for my nuts!?
Cuz the monkey whore is a mitten queen, that's why, I think he has SPS too.

by Blake November 12, 2002

Squish Mitten

A smoke-bench-dwelling, man-whoring slut with low self-esteem and a neverending supply of cigarettes

This is Squish Mitten, my retarded cousin.

by Xeppo May 29, 2007

mitten

The act of "wearing" your bird like a mitten.

Specifically, thumb in the bullseye and digits up the furry cup

Man: fancy a mitten?
Woman: lets rock!

by dogga January 7, 2006

Medium Maintenance

A woman that claims they are not high maintenance, but really is.

Uggg....these six inch heels are so medium maintenance.

by Cendre March 22, 2017