malleasure

malicious pleasure or pleasure in others' misfortunes especially the ones who you consider as your equal or who you even look upto.
this does not relate to joy experienced when defeating an enemy or beating competition. malleasure is worse than envy, in that it doesn't stop at being sad at other peoples' fortunes but it relishes the misfortunes of others.

preity: oh hi dahling! i bumped into ishita the other day n what do i say, but she looked so shabby n worn out and bitter! i hardly recognised her .. i guess her divorce has really taken a toll on her .... so sad! she was such a nice girl- gorgeous and kind... she was our poster girl! ... but now....
radhika: my my! u r squirming with happiness, arent u! called me to share your malleasure?

by kimkimmiblue December 6, 2011

Mallgirl

Girl or women who do lot of shopping.

Emily is a mallgirl, she shops like anything.

by HSingh1 June 27, 2013

malliet

An upside down kangaroo punch. Resembles jaba the hut and loves to seduce women by singing before revealing his body.

That guy looks like a real Malliet without a shirt on.

by Gamma slama Jamma November 12, 2013

mall tax

The higher price you pay for an item at a mall versus a big box retailer or online

"I needed a new coffee maker, but Target was sold out of the Cuisinart, so I had no choice but to go to Sears and pay the Mall Tax."

by RexDriver March 19, 2014

Mall-Monitoring

The thing every male does at one point or another when he's stuck in any form of a shopping center with a woman.

Friend One: Hey you wanna go play video games later.
Friend Two: No I can't my girls going shopping, I'll most likely be Mall-Monitoring.

by dr. bustanut November 11, 2014

mall roach

Children that go to the mall EVERY Friday, because they can't figure out anything better to do.
They enjoy Hot Topic, Scream bands, and starting fights the can't finish.

"Who is that 13 year old, and why is she starting with me?"
"that's just a mall roach, see her everytime I'm here"

by BabyyKayy January 25, 2015

Mallicure

A tacky French manicure with thick white tips and/or any other trying-to-be-classy-but-painfully-missing-the-mark nail look. Name comes from nail salons at malls specializing in such manicures. Frequently seen on teenagers and soccer moms who think they're being sophisticated.

"Eww, look at the mallicure on that girl--she paid $60 for fake acrylic nails with decals. Gross."

by Babog_the_cat March 31, 2015