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The thing every male does at one point or another when he's stuck in any form of a shopping center with a woman.
Friend One: Hey you wanna go play video games later.
Friend Two: No I can't my girls going shopping, I'll most likely be Mall-Monitoring.
by dr. bustanut November 11, 2014
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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