human suit

Pulling yourself together in a usually futile attempt to not look blasted after a gnarly sesh with the boys

- “You know that feeling of putting your human suit back on 10 minutes after a solid sesh”
- “Bro put on your human suit we gotta go”
- “I’m tweaking they know” “Don’t worry your human suit is solid”

by Spud2000 August 3, 2020

Human Tumbleweed

When two gay men are trying to fuck each other in a way that both guys are rolling around together, desperately trying to get on top.

John- So, you wanna fuck me?
Billy- It's my turn to get some ass.
John- Not this time, dude!
John and Billy- (rolls around the floor)
Me- SHIT! It's the human tumbleweed!

by TechnicalDiffi6 February 24, 2018

human self

A very loose and generally uncontrollable individual, often named ‘Michael’, momentarily reconnecting with one’s true internal identity and showing respect for other human beings.

Michael, can you please stop acting like a total fuck-wit and just be your ‘human self!’

by Enigme December 1, 2021

human hotbox

The human hotbox is a way to smoke weed outside with 3 to 5 people while enjoying the benefits of indoor/in car hotboxing. The smokers all stand in a tight circle and put their heads down to create an area where the smoke will be contained. They then smoke either a bong, joint, or pipe and get zooted.

P1: "Yo man, we're going out to north beach to smoke some bud. We're going to human hotbox. You in?"

P2: "For sure, let's get zooted"

by BuddytheWildcat December 20, 2013

Human herpes

1) A person who appears in your life; mainly dormant, but when they appear, they are annoying as fuck

2) Simply put, a pussy ass bitch who won't shut the fuck up

Friend 1: Fuck, Sheila is in my English class! I haven't seen her since sophomore year!
Friend 2: Literally she is human herpes.

by carsforkids February 16, 2017

Human Cappuccino

Using your cum as a replacement for cream in coffee.

“I hate my boss, I’m gonna give her a human cappuccino tomorrow morning”

“This coffee tastes weird, I hope dale didn’t make this a human cappuccino.”

by FTPNUT March 29, 2019

Human Dickipede

When a bunch of guys get together and insert their dicks into each others butts, forming a "semen into my ass, whilst i ejaculate into this guy's ass" effect. Dildos are optional if the participants for whatever reason aren't male.

Man, that was one killer orgy last night. Did you see that human dickipede in the corner? Crazy...

by Flanicorn March 2, 2015