Grand Chase 

a game about small gay boys attempting to butt fuck monsters. this game blows big hairy penis because it is mainly full of retard lesbians and horny 8 year old boys. if anyone thinks about playing this game, they obvioulsy enjoy being molested by the pope. BITCHES!!!

are you up for some grand chase

are you willing to take the popes dick?

Grand Chase by cameoncrackers April 17, 2010

Grand Canyon Tour 

A sexual act which involves licking a woman from the top of her ass-crack all the way around to her belly-button, or vice versa.

Can be abbreviated as a GCT.

That girl is so hot!! I'd like to take her Grand Canyon Tour!!

Last night, I took a GCT with my girlfriend.

Grand Canyon Tour by Robert Harris April 30, 2004

Grand Forks 

Grand Forks is a place in North Dokota...and North Dokota we all should know borders Canada. Now with scarce population, save for the groundchucks, whose armies are also dwindling, much like my own legions, this state appears as a large empty room beside a bumpin' little party...and staying, or rather being stuck here for any period of time is like looking at that party out the window and never getting any action...of any kind... :( my cup of sadness overflows...boo-hoo

and to save my brothers and sisters, I have devised a plot to send a few of my elite minions to devour their souls alive, and remove them from the scorched barren soil of a shadowed place on earth where middle earth and hell itself unite...

"I'm in Grand Forks, mom"

"Honey, did you take care to carefully write a will in case...anything...should happen?...anything?"

"Yeah, mom...my buddy Jerry is gettin' my porn, and Tommy gets my cds and dvds, and you can have that fuckin' ugly shirt back..."

"what about the loincloth I crocheted for you?"

"oh yeah, that too..." (walks away grumbling, grand fucking forks...I'll stick them in my eye...

Grand Forks by ///zXn May 31, 2004

Grand Slam 

When you have a one night stand, but get a piece of ass regardless. Whores do this. And they don't even have to date!

Yo mom had a grand slam date with me last night! Have fun with your new baby brother!

Grand Slam by DeAssFucker December 4, 2003

Grand Spectaculificent 

From the melodrama, 'The emperor's new clothes'. Meaning: amazingly big and bold.

My new castle will be grand spectaculificent!

Grand Spectaculificent by Diane September 1, 2004

Grand Slam 

A game usually played at high school dances, who's objection is to make out with at least one person from every grade, including your own. Another variation of the game is that, in order to win, you count each person you make out with by points. Someone in your own grade, for example, could rank as lower points than someone in the senior grades. The person with the most points win.

Virginia: We should totally play Grand Slam at semi tonight.
Jared: I definitely won Grand Slam; I'm only a niner and I made out with over 12 grade twelve bitties.

Grand Slam by Virginialikeswomen March 7, 2011

Grand Stand 

Just like a one night stand... but for a whole week. With 3 women. At the same time. Covered in chocolate sauce. In a silk hammock. In Jamaica

Yo these nachos are better than a grand stand!

Grand Stand by Ginger106615 March 14, 2018