gravity

short for “grabe teh”

person 1: *insert witty joke here*
person 2: GRAVITYYY 😱😱😱

by jadesexy July 24, 2025

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Gravity

A person who has no sense of IQ or any motion of sense because their brains have been floating.

I saw my brother maverick yesterday, I always disappointed because he displays gravity literally everytime.

by Bashman113 December 19, 2025

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Gravitic Density: The amplified weight of material reality during Earth's Perihelion. A state where solar proximity maximizes magnetic interference, suppressing high-frequency spiritual signals and locking consciousness into biological loops."

"I didn't fail my resolutions because I'm weak; I tried to plant new seeds in concrete. The Gravitic Density of January crushed them before they could sprout."

by "knowgood" December 27, 2025

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Gravity Jizz

When ejaculating from an appreciable higher location, such as the second floor, into a recipients face vessel at a lower location.

My boy Dan just saw his ex, and his wife is pissed. She’s the one where he gravity jizzed between the railing spindles into her mouth from the second floor. Legend.

by Not-Bean January 7, 2026

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Visual Gravity

The effect that occurs when one severely unattractive fat person is with a group of good-looking counterparts. Once this person is noticed, no matter where you look within the group, your eyes will be slowly drawn back to that person.

Dude 1: "Check out those Hotties!"

Dude 2: "All I can see is that fat chick. What are you talking about?"

Dude 1: "Watch out. She's got Visual Gravity, man. Take a look at her hot friends."

by Spoodle October 16, 2009

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